What is it to be a Kylteri?
To be a Kylteri is more than a mere statement of what one studies, it’s a way of life, it means abiding to a higher moral code, living outside the laws of normal people. The following is a non-exhaustive list of qualities that make up an authentic Kylteri:
A Kylteri understands that anything worth doing is worth doing for money.
A Kylteri deals with his problems by throwing money at it.
A Kylteri is confident that he can recognize a bubble.
A Kylteri knows that blue horseshoe loves Anacott Steel.
A Kylteri is not a muddyheaded
For every pair of boat shoes, he owns, he has a matching boat.
A Kylteri does not give a shit.
In the words of Gordon Gekko: âIf youâre not inside, youâre âoutsideââ. And with that in mind, fill that shopping cart with exclusive merch and make sure that there is no doubt in anyoneâs mind as to who the fuck you are and what you represent. Viva la Kauppis.